Dave's Big Fat Limerick Site
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There once was a joyful old vicar
Whose gift ‘mongst the ladies, his pricker
Engaged in a tryst,
He gave it a twist
What gave out, the tart said, was his ticker.
- Christopher Payne
You've heard of the young man from Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
There's a guy down in Poole
With such a small tool
That when it gets cold it's a dent.
There once was a lady from china
who went for a trip on a liner.
she slipped on the deck,
and twisted her neck.
and now she can see right behind her.
- Sarah Jane
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