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DirtyThere once was a joyful old vicar
Whose gift ‘mongst the ladies, his pricker Engaged in a tryst, He gave it a twist What gave out, the tart said, was his ticker. - Christopher Payne You've heard of the young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent There's a guy down in Poole With such a small tool That when it gets cold it's a dent. - Alan |
CleanThere once was a lady from china
who went for a trip on a liner. she slipped on the deck, and twisted her neck. and now she can see right behind her. - Sarah Jane |