These odd little verses I write
Are known to disgust or delight
They're wonderfully wordy
(Though some are quite dirty)
At Dave's Big Fat Limerick Site!
Are known to disgust or delight
They're wonderfully wordy
(Though some are quite dirty)
At Dave's Big Fat Limerick Site!
Welcome! This site is meant to be a collection of limericks, be they clean or dirty or anything else. I'll add categories as I feel I need to. Visit the dirty page and you'll quickly find I have a filthy mind.
You'll notice I have a religious category set up; well, I'm an atheist, and I enjoy making fun of religion. It's not as if it doesn't provide me enough ammunition. I won't make separate categories for clean and dirty on that page. If it offends you, you don't have to visit that page.
And, of course, a submissions page, for the sake of any visitors who would like to try their hand at it. It only makes the submissions page if the limerick is your own, so please specify if it is. If it's not your own, I may put it on one of the other pages if it's good enough.
I may edit my limericks at any time if I think of a better line. As for titles, I'll do that for some of my own; I may not be able to think of one for all of those though. I've ordered them by title, for the ones that have one.
Anyway, enjoy the limericks!
You'll notice I have a religious category set up; well, I'm an atheist, and I enjoy making fun of religion. It's not as if it doesn't provide me enough ammunition. I won't make separate categories for clean and dirty on that page. If it offends you, you don't have to visit that page.
And, of course, a submissions page, for the sake of any visitors who would like to try their hand at it. It only makes the submissions page if the limerick is your own, so please specify if it is. If it's not your own, I may put it on one of the other pages if it's good enough.
I may edit my limericks at any time if I think of a better line. As for titles, I'll do that for some of my own; I may not be able to think of one for all of those though. I've ordered them by title, for the ones that have one.
Anyway, enjoy the limericks!