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Acrostics
Bottoms up! Never one from a challenge to shrink When it's limerick writing, I think Opportunity knocks Dave is outside the box Each acrostic drives me to the brink Does this verse look as awesome as any? Is one more acrostic too many? Seems this here incursion Provides an inversion Unplanned? No, but not worth a penny. ---------------------- Fairy dairy Peter picked a few pals of his ilk Each had drinks, which went down smooth as silk Not from cartons, of course It was straight from the source So, the beverage of choice? Homo milk. ---------------------- Quit bugging me! Mosquitoes, a pain in the ass Of course, they're approaching en masse So my whole body itches "Quit biting me, bitches!" Undaunted, they lurk in the grass I'll never be fond of the scratching The illnesses I may be catching Or the flies 'round my face Every one's a disgrace Since I killed one, ten more have been hatching. ---------------------- Where, oh where could it be? Another acrostic, I know It's not where you thought it was, though It's sitting right here Its location is clear If you haven't found it yet, woe! ---------------------- I’m lazy; it’s rather overt. No energy will I exert. Essentially, null. Relaxed, but it’s dull To sit here, in essence, inert. ---------------------- So seven are deadly as sins Lust and gluttony, where it begins On to greed, wrath, and pride Then envy beside However, my sloth always wins. ---------------------- ---------------------- ---------------------- ---------------------- |
All Stressed Syllables Start With Same Sound
F you My friend, if you've found any fame You're a fool if you fuck an old flame If she fails in her flow She's a frustrating foe For you'll find you're the fellow she'll frame. ---------------------- Scent of a Woman I swiftly was swayed by her spell She said oral sex would be swell As I started to sit To slurp on her slit I soon was made sick from the smell. ---------------------- Back and Forth
Which way is up? You decide for yourself which is worst Should you read first to last? Did I do this half-assed? If you think that it should be reversed You can read from the last to the first. ---------------------- En Français
Trois, compagnie (Three's company) Quand dit un homme nommé François "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" Elle a dit, "Mon ami Peut rejoindre aussi?" Ils avaient donc un ménage a trois. ---------------------- Spoonerisms
This suitor shucks The mafia paid him to snipe But the marksman could not match the hype Unlike the poor owl Plugged up in his bowel He’d shoot, but not hit, so they’d gripe. ---------------------- More than I bargained for A fifty to fuck, she would claim My bulge she'd indulge 'til I came I wish I'd known sooner (To borrow from Spooner) For nude she's a dude, a sham dame. ---------------------- ---------------------- ---------------------- ---------------------- Whole Line Rhymes
Don't fucking bleep me! Politely writ would've been worse Though, rightly, it should've, in verse Degrading pretense or Evading the censor So nightly - shit! Could've, in curse! ---------------------- |